Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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