Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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