so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
