his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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