You're completely useless in the revolution.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
...so i touched it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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