YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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