Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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