Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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