She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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