Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize