i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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