So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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