just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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