There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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