i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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