with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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