He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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