I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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