Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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