She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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