before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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