Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't deserve a penis
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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