just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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