I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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