Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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