if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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