It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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