So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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