He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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