we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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