i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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