Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
