Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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