If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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