It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You ate ashes out of my bong
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm really busy with my period
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