butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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