Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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