I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I think my moral compass just broke
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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