What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
