It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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