nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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