Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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