wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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