You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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