whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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