We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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