Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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