Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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