lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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