your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish you could order shots online.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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