you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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