I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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