they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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