its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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